Serious Pie Totem Lake Menu (Update 2025)

Introducing Serious Pie Totem Lake, a trendy pizza spot in Kirkland, WA. This eatery offers a short yet impressive menu with unique toppings and flavors. Customers rave about the fennel sausage and peppers pizza, coconut cream pie, and seasonal Nduja Cream pizza. The ambiance is cozy and welcoming, perfect for a casual dinner or a night out with friends. The staff is friendly and attentive, adding to the overall dining experience. Additionally, Serious Pie Totem Lake is ADA-compliant, making it accessible to all guests. With a focus on sustainability, they provide plastic-free packaging and reusable tableware. Don't miss out on their happy hour specials, which include half-sized pizzas for a great price. Visit Serious Pie Totem Lake for a memorable dining experience filled with delicious pizzas and delectable desserts.

Pizza

Fresh Mozzarella Pizza

ferndale farms mozzarella, tomato sauce, fresh basilPasteurized: Yes (cow)Allergies: Gluten, Dairy, Nightshades, Alliums, Citrus

$27.14

Sweet Fennel Sausage Pizza

sweet fennel sausage, roasted peppers, provolonePasteurized: Yes (Cow)Allergies: Gluten, Dairy, Nightshades, Aliums, Cirtrus

$29.50

Mushroom Pizza

roasted seasonal mushrooms, crimini, truffle cheesePasteurized: Yes (Cow)Allergies: Gluten, Dairy, Alium

$28.32

Yukon Gold Potato Pizza

yukon gold potato, rosemary, pecorino romano

$25.96

Clam Pizza

penn cove clams, housemade pancetta, lemon thyme, parmesan, chili

$28.32

Simple Cheese Pizza

tomato sauce, provolone cheese

$24.78

Pepperoni Pizza

coro pepperoni, tomato sauce, provolone

$31.86

Seasonal Roasted Pear

roasted pear, caramelized onion, house pancetta, goat cheese, hot honey

$28.32

Crust With Sauce

Our famous crust with house made pizza sauce

$12.98

Plain Crust

Our famous crust. Ready to enjoy plain or take home and top with your choice of toppings!

$12.98

Side Chili Crisp

$4.72

Side Chili Oil

$3.54

Side Pizza Ranch

$3.54

Side Of Sauce

Side of pizza sauce.

$3.54

Uncooked Take Out Dough

$8.26

Hot Honey

$3.54

Green Salad

mixed greens, radish, cucumber, moscatel vinegar, parmesan

$17.70

Kale Salad

marinated lacinato kale, chilies, pine nuts, parmesanCannot be made without cheesePasteurized: No (Cows)Allergies: Dairy, Tree nuts, Nightshades, Allium, Citrus

$18.88

Farro Salad

Farro Salad, apples, celery, hot honey vinaigrette, ricotta salata

$16.52

Carrot ~ Pistachio Agrodolce

Carrot ~ pistachio agrodolce, sultanas, burrata, olive oil

$17.70

Braised Butter Beans

Braised butter beans, chard, Calabrian chilies, anchovy toasts

$18.88

Tom's Tasty Tomato Soup

with house made focaccia

$9.44

Starters

Sweets

Coco Pie Slice

our world famous triple coconut cream pie!

$17.70

Chocolate Budino

chocolate budino, olive oil, murray river salt

$12.98

Meatball Sandwich

$21.24

Served Monday-Friday :-

N/A Beverage

Dr. Pepper

$5.90

Blood Orange Soda

$7.08

Boylan Root Beer

oz bottle

$7.08

Mexican Coke

oz bottle

$7.08

Iced Tea

$5.90

Lemonade

Made in-house

$8.26

Sparkling Water ( Ml)

$8.26

Coffee

$5.90

Cran Juice

$7.08

Pineapple Juice

$7.08

Grapefruit Juice

$8.26

Orange Juice

$8.26

Coke Can

The cold, refreshing, sparkling classic that America loves.

$5.31

Can Sprite

The cold, refreshing flavors of lemon and lime, perfectly blended.

$5.31

Can Diet Coke

A crisp, refreshing taste you know and love with zero calories.

$5.31

Apple Juice

$7.08

Mocha

$8.26

Salmon Rub

Spice up your slice! We created Serious Pie Pizza Spice so everyone can enjoy artisan style pizza flavor. Whether its delivery, frozen, or homemade, Serious Pie Pizza Spice will bring that extra something that makes you feel like youre dining with us

$11.79

Pizza Rub

Spice up your slice! We created Serious Pie Pizza Spice so everyone can enjoy artisan style pizza flavor. Whether its delivery, frozen, or homemade, Serious Pie Pizza Spice will bring that extra something that makes you feel like youre dining with us

$11.79

Beanie

$23.60

Trucker Hat

$25.96

Flatbill Hat

$25.96

Rubs & Merch

Biscuits

Applewood Smoked Bacon Biscuit

beecher's cheddar, fried egg

$16.52

Sweet Fennel Sausage Biscuit

mama lil's pepper relish, beecher's cheddar, fried egg

$18.88

Smoked Ham Biscuit

shallot mustard, beecher's cheddar, fried egg

$18.88

Sauteed Spinach Biscuit

caramelized onion, tomato relish, smoked mozzarella, fried egg

$16.52

Biscuit And Gravy

buttermilk biscuit with black pepper tabasco gravy

$9.44

Egg And Cheese Biscuit

fried egg, beecher's cheddar

$11.80

Return Of The Zack

fried chicken biscuit with black pepper tabasco gravy, fried egg, beecher's cheddar, applewood smoked bacon

$25.96

Biscuit And Jam

with house made seasonal jam & butter

$7.08

Side Gravy

$2.36

Side Egg

$2.36

Side Bacon

$5.90

Side Sausage

$5.90

Side Ham

$5.90

Side Fried Chicken

$8.26

Side Biscuit

$7.08

Side Pepper Relish

$1.18

Side Shallot Mustard

$1.18

Side Tomato Relish

$1.18

Side Jam

$1.18

Sides